Super Bowl LXVI - The Locks Consults Mayan Prohecy

The Locks didn't really have to do a lot of work to find how to wager on Super Bowl XLVI.  We all know that there is a well known jinx against Tom Brady so the Patriots fate was really sealed years ago.    But the Locks doesn't like leave much to chance especially for the Big Game.  
During one of my journeys abroad, I came across a shaman who pointed me to the prophecies of the Mayans as a good predictor of contests that are denoted in roman numerals.   The Mayans are the same guys who 1000+ years ago used to roam the same streets that you can find Senor Frog's today.   The Mayans are getting a lot of publicity this year because they've boldly predicted the end of world in 2012.    Based on the shaman's advice I've researched the Mayans predictions for the future.  I actually found one Mayan wood carving, amazingly, in the corner of a rare curio shop called Spencer's Gifts and the prediction is quite interesting, so here's the quote:

In the last year of the world…There shall be a contest on a grid of iron  with a skin of a pig.  This contest shall be in the city of indians between large men from a city that never slumbers against feeble men from a city of beans. 

The feeble men will be led by a man that wears boots of a lady and he will be slaughtered in the contest.  The large men shall win the contest with the tally of 27.  The tally of the feeble men shall be 24.  The chosen ones who shall wager for the large men and few tallys in the city of sin shall also prosper.

I have deeply analyzed these words written in an  Mayan dialect which closely resembles English and have interpreted this to mean that the Giants will cover the spread and also to bet the under.  


So the Locks are: Giants and the under. 


Good Luck! Go New York!  Beat Brady!