Saturday, January 26, 2008

Bundchen is a Curse - Pats to Lose


I think we all have seen enough of the video of Tom Brady walking into his girlfriend's Greenwich Village apartment wearing the "Boot". Brady will play no problem next Sunday - Pats fans shouldn't worry about that. They should worry however of the presence of Brady's super-model girlfriend Giselle Bundchen. By the way Brady appears to be a bit cheap check out the flowers he was bringing to Giselle. I remember buying a girl in my 8th Grade class a more impressive bunch of carnations. Jeez, Tom - your girlfriend made 30 million USD (eh...make that 20mm euro)last year - bring her some roses. Also Tommy-kid start looking like a football player - in this video he looks like he was just outfitted by Justin Timberlake's stylist.

Well... on to Bundchen who has proven to be distracting to her boy Brady - look at last year's AFC Championship game where Brady was outplayed by Peyton Manning in the presence of Giselle. Bundchen proved disasterous to her old boyfriend, Leo DiCaprio's career too -- coming out with movies where he was miscast (the Aviator) or was in some popcorn fluff (Catch Me If You Can) --- when he loses Giselle - he is up for 2 Oscars -- go figure. By the way given that she is from Brazil with a German last name - do you think she asks grandpa what he was doing in the '40s ??? - just asking.

Well I am sorry Tom --- back to Earth - your perfect streak is over -- great season and as a Jet fan I appreciate how your coach flattered our team by needing to cheat to beat us at the beginning of the season.

***Just a message to the Pats bandwagoners out there -- Fairfield County is in Connecticut but it isn't in New England - it's still a New York suburb - so lose your fife/drum and 3-corner hat and go Green...

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