Attention fans of America's Team -- it's official -- Tony Romo is Washed-Up. Forget his pitful play against the Egg-les this past Sunday. He is Washed-Up because he is dating Jessica Simpson and sweet Jess is mostly known for romancing Washed-Up celebs. Lets look at her roster:
- Nick Lachey: Lachey was already 2 years removed from singing in a 3rd-Tier boy band, 98 Degrees, when Jess got a hold of him.
- John Mayer: Jessica dated him about a year after everyone figured out already his music was crap.
- Dane Cook: Very funny dude but his agent is awful because the movies he has been in are unwatchable so he will soon be back making a couple of hundred bucks a night doing stand-up at someplace invariabily called Giggles in some strip-mall. Smells like a washed-Up career to me.
- Romo -- 13 for 36 with 3 picks and allowing to get sacked 4 times -- "Acid-Wash"ed-Up
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